June 2013
33 posts
yall are just like nematodes
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
wow he sure is hungry
no no that’s just they way all kids eat cereal these days — face first
i’m hip
have you ever just
stopped whatever you were doing
to look at an english word and
“you look like a fake word”
forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
Play
0:06
“how would you feel if your mother had aborted you”
um
i would not
